Friday, August 31, 2007

Yet another reason to hate August

1. Too damn hot.
2. School starts.
3. The mosquitos have gotten so big they need aircraft ID numbers.
4. No holidays.
5. Baseball is STILL going.
And for me, I never got a day off. Between my two jobs, I worked every day in August. Every. Single. One. So, for the first time in my adult life, I actually want a beer!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Yes, it is hot. But...

Call me a procrastinator, but I have finally made up my mind on the global warming issue. And, it is a non-issue. Is it getting warmer? Yes. Did humans have anything to do with it? No. Historical and geologic records are better than anything most scientists have come up with and they show one thing: Earth has occasional climate changes, with big ones about every 10,000 years and minor ones about every 2000. Well, we are due for both. So, sit back, crank up the A/C. As we said in central Illinois, "If you don't like the weather, wait around and it will change."

Here is something else the panikers have neglected: in all of their research, they left out the opinions and data of meteorologists, the people who actually study the atmosphere. These experts pretty much are in agreement: we are due for a climate change. So give your weatherman a break if your picnic is rained out.

And finally, my suspicions from 2000 were confirmed. Al Gore is an egocentric loon.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Please pass the gravy

According to the following article, Mississippi is the fattest state in the union. I wonder if Wal-Mart sells a lot of king-size white sheets...

http://health.yahoo.com/news/178814

Thursday, August 23, 2007

More animal stories

Yet another cool animal encounter at the zoo! On Sunday morning, I was cleaning the glass at the lion enclosure (on the public side, that is). On the other side was Fern, the baby lion (in the picture, she is on the far right). As I used the brush and squeegee, Fern pawed and bit, trying to catch them through the glass. She even stood on her back paws once, trying to reach them up high. I'm six feet tall, and her head was above mine; not much of a baby anymore, is she?

So, no matter how big, how ferocious or how wild a cat gets, its still a cat!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Bonk!

For fun, I do foam fighting. That is, dress up in pseudo-medieval garb and armor, then hit my friends with padded weapons that (kind of) represent actual ones. As we say, "We want to kill our friends, not hurt them." We even wear helmets so we can smack our opponent's head. Which I'm starting to think may not be the best idea...

So, there I was in the doctor's office yesterday. I thought I had a concussion from fighting on Monday. My buddy Allen was in a really bad mood and nailed me most powerfully with a pole arm (axe on the end of a 6-foot long pole). No pain, but I could feel the force move from the left side of my head, through my skull and come out my right ear (the eardrum even puffed out). I developed a choice headache and slept very well. The next day I was still very sleepy, had the choice headache, was blinky and walked around in a world about 3 degrees off center. The doc saw no evidence, but, since symptoms of a concussion can develop up to to a week after the incident, he advised that Cole keep a close eye on me in case I get goofy. Goofier than usual, I guess.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Let's stay on task, shall we?

OK, I just sat through my first faculty meeting. All 2 hours of it! The agenda was only one page long but teachers, God love, cannot stay focused. Maybe that's why kids have ADHD: they catch it from their teachers!

And don't get me started on the peanut allergy debate...

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Hey, der, polka boy, go home and suck a beer!

Well, of course in Wisconsin. If they had their way, the drinking age would be 12. (And you can buy beer at the Milwaukee County Zoo!)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20249460/

Friday, August 10, 2007

Thank God the Tiki Room is Open!

Many people have asked me about my tiki room, especially since it was reborn after Liza left. Here are a few pix to enjoy! Sorry if they are dark, but the place is in the basement after all.

The big Moai is here to greet you as you enter. We call him "The Big Kahuna."
This is what passes for the bar. Since I don't drink, it is just a bunch of mugs I have collected.
More big tikis, 'cause you gotta have big tikis. The dude with the beanie baby on his head is "The Other Kahuna." Please note the photo of the King looking down on us all.
The actual tiki collection. A few good stories here: the dark ones on the upper left were ordered from a place in Hawai'i. The guy included a note that said that, in his over 30 years of business, he had NEVER shipped anything to Wichita! The light brown guys on the upper right are examples of "you never know what you'll find at a dollar store." Finally, check out the tall tiki on the far left. It is a real carved wood figure made especially for me in Hawai'i. My girlfriend from high school and I reconnected and she had her mom (who I always thought was not fond of me) get it carved and brought back. I was so happy. All I could say was, "wow." Over and over...

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Even feminists want a manly man!

Check this out! I love this woman...

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/HomeMortgageSavings/WhoPays.aspx#pageTopAchor

Yet another new job.

OK, here's the story:

Back in October, I was laid off at Exploration Place. The new president was hired in June and he decided that all the middle managers had to go, regardless of their usefulness to the museum. Rather than just doing the brave thing and firing us right then, he decided to make us quit. So he started a campaign of transfers, promotions of others and cutting of responsibilities till all but one of us quit: me. I hung on till the end of October till he got tired of paying me for showing up and trying to do my job, so he canned me. So at least I got unemployment for 6 months...

Seven months later, all I had to show for all my job chasing was plenty of interviews and no offers. On June 1st, I started a "joe" job at the local zoo, 35+ hours per week in the blazing sun. But I needed a real job. Cole and I decided that if I did not have a real job by June 30, I would pack up and move back to Illinois (room with my buddy Karl) and she would stay in Wichita with Miri till I could find work.

On June 28 (a mere 2 days before the deadline) I was offered the job of Librarian of the Lower School here at the Independent School in Wichita. My buddy Allen was so relieved that he nearly cried (nice to have friends like that). I started on August 1st.

It is a major pay cut, but we don't have to move, I have insurance and I'm back in the library business. I'll be keeping my zoo job on full weekends through August, then go Sundays only. Cole may need to find part-time work as well, but we'll see at the end of August.

Whew. To quote C-3PO: "No more adventures!"

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Busy Girl!

Miri can certainly pack in a lot in one day! Here's a little tour:


Wake up time! Let's go Mr. Piggles! Sorry Spongebob, no jellyfishing today.

Jump on the new tricycle and head for the mall. Looks like I need a new hairbrush...


La,la,la,la. La,la,la,la. Miri's World! Complete with sandbox, two slides and a water play table. It used to have a canopy, but the nasty ol' Kansas wind blew it away!


Look who Frippen and I found crawling through my yard. An ornate box turtle that I named "Mine!"



Well, I'm done playing outside in the 100 degree Kansas weather. I think I'll peruse this new selection from my library.

Hmm...I wonder what I'll do after my nap...ZZZZzzzz...

Monday, August 06, 2007

What a great part time job!

I have a part-time job at the Sedgwick County Zoo here in Wichita. It is pretty cool, since I get to have lots of encounters with animals. Such as...

On Sunday, I was sent out to detail (pick up trash). I grabbed a bucket (a green one, which is important) and headed for the chimp and orang habitat. When I got there, I noticed a large group of humans by the chimp glass, who were faced by the entire troop of chimps on their side of the glass. It turns out that the keepers were there (with the humans) showing the chimps a small anteater for their amusement. While I watched, one of the older chimps noticed me and walked over and started to casually look into my bucket. Pretty soon, the whole troop was over, all trying to get a look into the bucket of trash. Since they were no longer interested in the anteater, the keepers came over to see what was up. I professed confusion as to why the troop would give a damn about trash, and was told that the keepers bring in their food everyday in a green bucket. Oops. Sorry there guys and girls, didn't mean to make your stomachs growl.

And here is our new baby giraffe! Ain't she the cutest?