1. I worked there and will still eat there.
2. I joined the Lil' Porgy's group on Facebook.
3. I have begged, pleaded, paid and blackmailed people into sending me sauce whenever I lived far away.
4. I have deliberately scheduled time away from family and friends to eat there.
5. I own a store t-shirt.
6. As pictured here, I have been seen cuddling a bottle of sauce as if it were a crying child ("There, there, daddy's spicy little fellow. You know you are delicious.").
And since BBQ is one of the signs of an advanced and civilized society, why do we still eat bolagna?
1 comment:
Bologna's yummy, that's why.
Though BBQ is good stuff, no arguing. :)
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